"If it's a boy they're calling him Rodney, after Dave"

"Staying in tonight, to do my hair".

A Question of Sport has nothing on this guy. Ask him something!

Really? Oh, okaaaaaay then.

Que? Don't be fooled, he knows a lot more than nothing.

Call me An-tone-ee-oh!

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here here..

Booked it. Packed it. On its way.

Can't stop! In a hot pursuit.

You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.

It's all a joke.

I do not shut up. Seriously.